I Can't Fuckin' Read - Infant/Toddler Onesie

10% off

$20.36$22.63

Colors: White

Sizes: NB (0-3M)

Quantity

30 days return policy.

About the product

A cheeky little statement for the newest member of the book club. This infant bodysuit features the playful message “I can’t fuckin’ read!” in a simple, understated design—capturing those sleepy, snuggly days before story time really begins. It brings a touch of grown-up humor to baby photos, family gatherings, and everyday lounging, while the lap shoulders and three-snap closure make outfit changes easier for busy parents. Made with lightweight combed ringspun cotton and shape-retaining rib knit, it’s a comfortable layer for tiny readers-in-training and the adults who appreciate a good punchline.

Product features
- Infant unisex fit with lightweight fabric for comfortable everyday wear
- Solid colors made from 100% combed ringspun cotton; fiber content varies by color
- 1x1 rib knit helps the bodysuit retain its shape
- Lap shoulder design and innovative three-snap closure simplify dressing and changes
- Double-needle ribbed binding creates clean lines and helps prevent stretching

Care instructions
- Do not iron
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean

Double-needle ribbed binding

Binding on neck, shoulders, sleeves and leg openings provides clean garment lines and prevents stretching

Lap Shoulder

Provides easy dressing experience

Side seams

Side seams form the structure and shape of the garment

Innovative three-snap closure

Snap tapes result in a soft, smooth closure

Rib Knit

The 1x1 rib knit helps the fabric retain its shape

Direct-to-Film (DTF) print

Neck labels are printed on a special film and then transferred to the garment

Fiber composition

Solid colors are made of 100% combed ringspun cotton (Heather colors are 90% cotton and 10% polyester, Granite colors are 60% cotton and 40% polyester)

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not iron; Do not dry clean.

Accurate shipping options will be available in checkout after entering your full address.

Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.

We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

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I Can't Fuckin' Read - Infant/Toddler Onesie

10% off

$20.36$22.63

Colors: White

Sizes: NB (0-3M)

Quantity

30 days return policy.

About the product

A cheeky little statement for the newest member of the book club. This infant bodysuit features the playful message “I can’t fuckin’ read!” in a simple, understated design—capturing those sleepy, snuggly days before story time really begins. It brings a touch of grown-up humor to baby photos, family gatherings, and everyday lounging, while the lap shoulders and three-snap closure make outfit changes easier for busy parents. Made with lightweight combed ringspun cotton and shape-retaining rib knit, it’s a comfortable layer for tiny readers-in-training and the adults who appreciate a good punchline.

Product features
- Infant unisex fit with lightweight fabric for comfortable everyday wear
- Solid colors made from 100% combed ringspun cotton; fiber content varies by color
- 1x1 rib knit helps the bodysuit retain its shape
- Lap shoulder design and innovative three-snap closure simplify dressing and changes
- Double-needle ribbed binding creates clean lines and helps prevent stretching

Care instructions
- Do not iron
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean

Double-needle ribbed binding

Binding on neck, shoulders, sleeves and leg openings provides clean garment lines and prevents stretching

Lap Shoulder

Provides easy dressing experience

Side seams

Side seams form the structure and shape of the garment

Innovative three-snap closure

Snap tapes result in a soft, smooth closure

Rib Knit

The 1x1 rib knit helps the fabric retain its shape

Direct-to-Film (DTF) print

Neck labels are printed on a special film and then transferred to the garment

Fiber composition

Solid colors are made of 100% combed ringspun cotton (Heather colors are 90% cotton and 10% polyester, Granite colors are 60% cotton and 40% polyester)

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not iron; Do not dry clean.

Accurate shipping options will be available in checkout after entering your full address.

Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.

We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

See terms and conditions

Report this product

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