Unwelcome Goods:

It all started with a knock at the door. 

Every great business starts somewhere.

Ours started with a sleeping baby, an irritated wife, and somebody who couldn't take a hint.

After coming home from work to hear that someone had knocked and woken our baby, it happened AGAIN just ten minutes later.

Baby awake. Parents pissed. Patience gone.

I went looking for a doormat that would politely encourage people to leave us the hell alone.

Unfortunately, nothing was offensive enough.

So I designed my own.

Then I thought, "I can't be the only one."

And just like that, Unwelcome Goods was born.

What started as one sarcastic doormat has grown into an independent, family-run online store with over 100 products and plans to more than quadruple our collection by Christmas.

Behind the questionable humor is a real family, a real business, and a genuine commitment to our customers.

We might tell people to go away on our doormats, but when you shop with us, you're always welcome.

And please, for the love of everything, don't wake the baby.