S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	20.00	22.01	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00	34.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	33.50	34.50	35.50	36.50	37.50	38.50	39.50	40.50
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

A playful retirement sweatshirt for celebrating the next chapter with humor and a well-earned sense of freedom. The front reads “Retirement Checklist,” followed by a cheeky list: surviving 40 years of bullsh*t, outliving your doctor, holding up rush-hour traffic, and enjoying bingo nights with friends—with “die” left unchecked. It’s made for retirees who are ready to trade alarm clocks and commutes for slower mornings, good company, and plenty of laughs. Wear it to a retirement party, milestone birthday, bingo night, or relaxed weekend with friends. The classic crewneck fit has a clean, comfortable feel, while the medium-heavy cotton-polyester blend and durable double-needle stitching make it dependable for everyday lounging and casual outings. The seamless tubular construction, elastic ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband provide a comfortable fit, and the tear-away label helps prevent itchiness.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 8 oz/yd² cotton-polyester blend for comfort and durability
- Classic fit with a crew neckline and shape-retaining ribbed collar
- Humorous “Retirement Checklist” design celebrating life after work
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Double-needle stitching at key seams for added durability

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron