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I'm an Antique But You Can Play With Me - Sweatshirt

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$30.59$33.99
Clothing sizes: S
Gildan Colors: White
Quantity
30 days return policy.
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About the product
A playful nod to vintage charm, this embroidered crewneck sweatshirt reads, “I’m an antique, but you can play with me…”—equal parts old-soul wit and mischievous personality. The clean, classic silhouette makes it easy to wear while browsing flea markets, styling a retro-inspired outfit, or settling in for a cozy evening surrounded by favorite treasures. Its medium-heavy cotton-polyester blend feels warm and dependable, with a soft tear-away label, flexible ribbed trim, and durable double-needle stitching for everyday wear. A charming conversation piece for antique lovers, vintage collectors, and anyone who appreciates a little cheeky humor in their wardrobe.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² cotton-polyester blend for comfort and durability
- Classic fit with a crew neckline and ribbed collar that helps retain its shape
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Double-needle stitching at key seams for added durability
- Vintage-inspired embroidered text design with a playful, cheeky message

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
Without side seams

Without side seams

Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Ribbed knit collar with seam

Ribbed knit collar with seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Embroidery

Embroidery

Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists

Age restrictions

Age restrictions

For adults

Other compliance information

Other compliance information

Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

DTF inner neck labels

DTF inner neck labels

The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.

Country of origin

Country of origin

Made in Nicaragua and Honduras

Drycleaning IroningWashingBleachingDrying

Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.

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