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Dead Inside But Festive - Christmas Hoodie

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$39.59$43.99
Colors: White
Sizes: XS
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30 days return policy.
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About the product
A soft, substantial fleece hoodie with a playful festive edge. The chest design pairs a skeleton, holiday greenery, and the phrase “Dead Inside But Festive,” capturing that wonderfully honest holiday mood—cheerful on the outside, a little tired underneath. It belongs around chilly December errands, late-night decorating, ugly sweater parties, and cozy gatherings where dark humor is part of the celebration. The medium-heavy three-end fleece feels warm and smooth, while the adjustable hood, roomy kangaroo pocket, and regular true-to-size fit make it easy to live in. With a cotton-rich exterior made for detailed printing, reinforced seams, low shrinkage, and optional left- or center-chest embroidery, this hoodie brings comfort and personality to the holiday season.

Product features
- Soft, smooth cotton-rich exterior with a comfortable luxurious hand-feel
- Medium-heavy 8.25 oz three-end fleece made from cotton and recycled polyester
- Adjustable drawstring hood with metal grommets and tipped cord ends
- Roomy kangaroo pouch pocket for warming hands
- Regular true-to-size fit with reinforced double-needle stitching and under 5% shrinkage

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Hood with drawstrings

Hood with drawstrings

Adjustable hood with self colored woven cord, tipped ends, and metal grommets

Necktape

Necktape

Twill tape covers the neck seam to stabilize the back of the garment for a more comfortable feel and prevent stretching

Spacious pocket

Spacious pocket

Kangaroo pouch pocket will always keep your hands warm

Fabric composition

Fabric composition

Composition varies for heather colors. Grey Heather and Oatmeal Heather: 70% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester, 10% recycled polyester; Charcoal Heather: 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester

Soft hand-feel

Soft hand-feel

The fabric is soft and pleasant to touch, with a subtle luxurious feel. Made from specially spun fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric. The garment's exterior is 100% cotton, making it perfect for printing

Embroidery

Embroidery

Embroidery decoration method available on left chest or center chest

Drycleaning WashingBleachingDryingIroning

Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.

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