Santa Needs a Drink Christmas Crewneck Sweatshirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Theme/Features: A playful Christmas design featuring a cheeky Santa, festive greenery, and the tongue-in-cheek message “Santa Needs a Drink.” The classic crewneck silhouette brings cozy holiday humor to cold-weather days.
Target Audience: Adults who enjoy irreverent Christmas style, holiday parties, ugly sweater gatherings, and a well-earned festive beverage.
Occasions: Christmas parties, holiday bar crawls, office celebrations, winter get-togethers, and relaxed evenings by the tree.
Santa may be checking his list, but this sweatshirt suggests he has other plans. A mischievous Santa illustration sits among colorful Christmas branches, bringing a little barroom humor to the season. Made for crisp December walks, lively holiday gatherings, and those quiet nights when the cocoa gets upgraded, it pairs everyday crewneck comfort with a design that starts conversations. The classic fit, ribbed collar, and durable construction make it easy to reach for throughout the holiday season, while the festive artwork keeps the mood merry and just a little naughty.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-polyester blend for comfortable, durable wear
- Classic fit with a cozy crew neckline and shape-retaining ribbed collar
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Double-needle stitching reinforces the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
- Ethically grown US cotton with OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua and Honduras
Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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