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I Use The Little Toilet Cuz It Makes Me Feel Like A Big Man - Hoodie

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$32.37$35.97
Colors: White
Sizes: S
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30 days return policy.
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About the product
This cozy hoodie carries a playful, vintage-lettered design that reads like a cheeky reminder from childhood — soft, lived-in vibes wrapped in a warm, dependable sweatshirt. The roomy hood and kangaroo pocket make it an easy layer for running errands, lounging at home, or adding a lighthearted edge to a casual outfit. It wears like a favorite: slightly heavy, reassuringly warm, and built to keep its shape wash after wash. The subtle distressed typography and muted palette give it a nostalgic feel that fits into everyday life without shouting.

Wear it to break up a neutral outfit, bring a grin to a chilly morning coffee run, or pull it on for low-key get-togethers. It suits someone who likes humor in their wardrobe, values comfort, and prefers pieces that feel familiar the moment they put them on.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for cozy warmth and print-friendly smoothness
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look and less fabric waste
- Color-matched drawcord, double-lined hood, and kangaroo pouch pocket for comfort and durability
- DTF and DTG printing options plus available embroidery placements (chest and wrists)
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz fabric with OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethical sourcing information

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
50% cotton, 50% polyester

50% cotton, 50% polyester

Made from specially spun fibers that make for a very strong, smooth fabric which is perfect for printing. Polyester fibers are extremely resilient, resistant to most chemicals, stretching, and shrinking. Heather Sport colors are 40% Cotton, 60% Polyester

Without side seams

Without side seams

Knitted in one piece using a tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Drawstring hood

Drawstring hood

Adjustable hood with self-colored woven cord

Spacious pockets

Spacious pockets

Kangaroo pouch pocket will always keep your hands warm

DTF sleeve and wrist prints

DTF sleeve and wrist prints

The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever, as well as the wrist prints by Fulfill Engine, are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method.

Embroidery

Embroidery

Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists

Age restrictions

Age restrictions

For adults

Other compliance information

Other compliance information

Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.

DTF inner neck labels

DTF inner neck labels

The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.

Country of origin

Country of origin

Made in Bangladesh and Honduras

Drycleaning WashingBleachingDryingIroning

Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.

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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

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