
A gift with an attitude. This sign is for hosts and new homeowners with questionable taste in guests. Pick it for a Christmas exchange, or keep it for yourself. Made to order; check the delivery estimate at checkout before counting on a holiday arrival.
| 8" × 8" | |
|---|---|
| Diameter, in | 8.00 |
| Thickness, in | 0.25 |
| String length, in | 16.54 |
Seriously. We're old and we want to sleep. Go home.
Product features
- Baltic birch wood construction for a natural, durable finish
- Available in four diameters: 6", 8", 10", and 12"
- High-definition UV printing for long-lasting, crisp artwork
- Includes metal hook and jute twine for immediate hanging
- Natural wood grain and slight edge marks add authentic character
Care instructions
- Wipe the dust off gently with a soft, dry cloth.
4 Sizes
Find the perfect match for your decorating needs with 4 diameter sizes to choose from: 6", 8", 10", and 12".
Baltic Birch Wood
Made using Baltic birch wood for a natural look that is long-lasting and durable.
UV-Printing Technology
Printed using UV-Printing technology for stunning results that look gorgeous for a long time to come.
Hanging Hook and Twine Included
Features a metal hook and twine string for easy storage and hanging right out of the box.
Wipe the dust off gently with a soft, dry cloth..
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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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