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$25.15$27.95
Size: 18'' × 30''
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30 days return policy.
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About the product
18'' × 30''
Height, in 18.00
Width, in 30.00
A cheeky, attention-grabbing doormat that greets visitors with bold humor and vintage-inspired typography. The warm, coir-like polyester surface shows the statement in a high-contrast, weathered print that reads like an old saloon sign. Underfoot it feels slightly textured and structured, while the sturdy rubber grip backing keeps the mat firmly in place on porches, entryways, or mudrooms. It’s built for everyday use — shedding dirt, drying quickly after light rain, and staying put through comings and goings. Place it where personality meets practicality: at the threshold of a lived-in home that loves to laugh and set clear boundaries from the first step.

Product features
- Durable 100% polyester felt-like top that dries quickly
- Non-slip rubber grip backing keeps mat secure
- Suitable for indoor and sheltered outdoor use
- Lightweight, easy to clean and maintain
- Bold, high-contrast printed design with vintage typography

Care instructions
- Easy to clean - simply shake out or rinse with cold water and air dry
100% Polyester Top

100% Polyester Top

This extremely strong and durable synthetic fabric retains its shape and dries quickly

Anti-slip backing

Anti-slip backing

The non-slip black rubber grip backing keeps the car mat firmly in place

Versatile use

Versatile use

Ideal for indoor and outdoor light-duty areas as well as short term and promotional use

Easy to clean - simply shake out or rinse with cold water and air dry.

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