
A gift with an attitude. This apparel is for friends and family who say the quiet part out loud. Pick it for a Christmas exchange, or keep it for yourself. Made to order; check the delivery estimate at checkout before counting on a holiday arrival.
I'm Not for Everyone — Hoodie brings sharp Unwelcome Goods energy to the everyday rotation. It is funny, direct, and built to get a reaction without looking like a throwaway gag gift.
Gift this hoodie to someone with excellent taste and questionable judgment—or keep it and let the design speak for itself.
Product detailsSelf fabric half moon at back neck
For a high-end look and added durability.
Kangaroo pockets
Easily carry items and enjoy enhanced practicality on any occasion.
Fabric Washed
Enjoy an extra soft feeling right from the get go.
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the EU REACH requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Bangladesh
80% Organic Cotton and 20% Recycled Polyester
For a better resistance and durability, less wrinkling and creasing
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Do not tumble dry; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.
We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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