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I'm Not for Everyone — Hoodie

10% off
$53.28$59.20
Clothing sizes: S
Stanley Stella Colors: White
Quantity
30 days return policy.
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About the product

A gift with an attitude. This apparel is for friends and family who say the quiet part out loud. Pick it for a Christmas exchange, or keep it for yourself. Made to order; check the delivery estimate at checkout before counting on a holiday arrival.

I'm Not for Everyone — Hoodie brings sharp Unwelcome Goods energy to the everyday rotation. It is funny, direct, and built to get a reaction without looking like a throwaway gag gift.

Gift this hoodie to someone with excellent taste and questionable judgment—or keep it and let the design speak for itself.

Product details
  • Body length, in
  • Sleeve length, in
  • Size tolerance, in
  • Product features
  • 80% organic cotton, 20% recycled polyester — durable, less wrinkling
  • Brushed, heavy fabric (350 g/m²) with fabric-washed softness
  • Durable details: metal eyelets, closed-end metal tipped drawcords, self-fabric half moon
  • Care instructions
Self fabric half moon at back neck

Self fabric half moon at back neck

For a high-end look and added durability.

Kangaroo pockets

Kangaroo pockets

Easily carry items and enjoy enhanced practicality on any occasion.

Fabric Washed

Fabric Washed

Enjoy an extra soft feeling right from the get go.

Age restrictions

Age restrictions

For adults

Warranty

Warranty

EU warranty - 2 years

Other compliance information

Other compliance information

Meets the EU REACH requirements.

Country of origin

Country of origin

Made in Bangladesh

80% Organic Cotton and 20% Recycled Polyester

80% Organic Cotton and 20% Recycled Polyester

For a better resistance and durability, less wrinkling and creasing

WashingBleachingDryingIroningDrycleaning

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Do not tumble dry; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

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Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.

We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

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