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This Meeting Could've Been a Text — Doormat

10% off
$24.75$27.50
Size: 18'' × 30''
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30 days return policy.
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About the product

A gift with an attitude. This doormat is for hosts, new homeowners, and people with firm boundaries. Pick it for a Christmas exchange, or keep it for yourself. Made to order; check the delivery estimate at checkout before counting on a holiday arrival.

This Meeting Could've Been a Text — Doormat brings sharp Unwelcome Goods energy to the front door. It is funny, direct, and built to get a reaction without looking like a throwaway gag gift.

Gift this doormat to someone with excellent taste and questionable judgment—or keep it and let the design speak for itself.

Product details
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  • Product features
  • 100% polyester felt-like top for quick drying and shape retention
  • Non-slip rubber grip backing keeps the mat firmly in place
  • Durable construction suitable for indoor and light outdoor use
  • Warm colored surface with bold printed message for instant curb appeal
  • Care instructions
100% Polyester Top

100% Polyester Top

This extremely strong and durable synthetic fabric retains its shape and dries quickly

Anti-slip backing

Anti-slip backing

The non-slip black rubber grip backing keeps the car mat firmly in place

Versatile use

Versatile use

Ideal for indoor and outdoor light-duty areas as well as short term and promotional use

Easy to clean - simply shake out or rinse with cold water and air dry.

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Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.

We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

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