A gift with an attitude. This doormat is for hosts, new homeowners, and people with firm boundaries. Pick it for a Christmas exchange, or keep it for yourself. Made to order; check the delivery estimate at checkout before counting on a holiday arrival.

	18'' × 30''
Height, in	18.00
Width, in	30.00

This coir-texture polyester doormat greets visitors with dry humor and a sharp first impression. The warm tan surface and classic black type make the message clear: short, witty, and a little sassy. It lays flat at your entryway, catches light debris, and dries quickly after wet shoes. The non-slip rubber backing holds it steady on tile, wood, or concrete so it stays put when guests come and go. Place it by the front door, back patio, or inside a mudroom to set the tone before anyone steps inside.

Product features
- Durable felt-like polyester top resists wear and dries quickly
- Non-slip rubber grip backing keeps the mat firmly in place
- Suitable for indoor and sheltered outdoor use
- Lightweight and easy to move or shake clean
- Classic tan and black design for a timeless entryway look

Care instructions
- Easy to clean - simply shake out or rinse with cold water and air dry